Penises, Butts, and Gossip: Why Modern Journalism Sucks

My social media feeds are full of rants (and often snarky comments) from frustrated people in the entertainment industry. What worked so well for many years suddenly doesn’t seem to work anymore. Distribution of music has never been easier (Soundcloud, BandCamp, Spotify, Rdio, Pandora, etc.) and there are more publications, magazines, and blogs than ever before. Why, then, is it so difficult to secure artists and brands the exposure they deserve?

Well. The past two weeks, publications have been busy publishing articles on Kim Kardashian’s butt and Lorde’s “feud” with Diplo regarding his “tiny penis”:

The Guardian
Taylor swift ‘booty’ diss by Diplo inspires Lorde’s wrath

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Diplo Disses Taylor Swift’s Butt, Lorde Follows Up With the Perfect Comeback

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The Huffington Post Entertainment
Lorde Totally Owns Diplo After He Disses Taylor Swift on Twitter

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Rolling Stone
The Everything Index: Kim Kardashian’s Pavlovian Posterior Experiment

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Fact Magazine
Diplo Prompts Gross Taylor Swift Kickstarter; Gets Shamed By Lorde For His ‘Tiny Penis’

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CNN Entertainment
Make fun of Taylor Swift? Not on Lorde’s watch

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Lorde Perfectly Disses Diplo After He Insults Taylor Swift

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Lord explains her Diplo ‘tiny penis’ comment

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NY Daily News
Lorde defends Taylor Swift, disses Diplo’s “tiny penis” on Twitter

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Fox News Entertainment
Katy Perry’s boyfriend Diplo disses Taylor Swift’s butt; Lorde disses Diplo’s manhood

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Asses of Fire: Why Kim Kardashian’s Magazine Shoot Failed to ‘Break the Internet’

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Lorde Clarifies Comment About Kim Kardashian’s Butt

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Lorde says Kim Kardashian cover of Paper magazine is ‘pure heaven’

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Getting to the Bottom of Kim Kardashian’s Alien Appeal

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Time Magazine
Kim Kardashian’s Butt Is an Empty Promise

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I could go on for hours with similar examples, but you get the point. Instead of using these platforms, which reach millions of people, to promote and reward deserving individuals for their skills and talents, the relentless pursuit of advertising revenue has pushed us to cover gossip about butts and penises.

We get it —

Kim Kardashian has a huge ass, and Lorde made fun of Diplo in a hilarious way. And that’s a great way to get people to click on your website! Great, now writers and journalists are using wasting their skills writing about ludicrous and irrelevant stories, and all is well.

It’s easy to poke fun at these publications for struggling to adapt to technology and the internet. In order to remain relevant and make money, they have opted to become TMZ-esque because it’s easy and it works. But I can’t see this being a long-term solution, because all of these publications are becoming mirror images of each other and nothing more.

One of these days, we will start to care about journalistic integrity once more. We will begin to write stories that deserve to be shared with the rest of the world, and we’ll reward people who have earned the exposure through hard work and creativity and not through their fame. But that day is not today. And thus, everyone (artists and publicists included) needs to adapt the way they work in order to succeed.

The Bystander Effect (Or Why We’re All Responsible)

Within the past two weeks, Kesha has sued producer Dr. Luke for sexual assault and battery, and now 8+ women are coming forward to discuss their horrific encounters with Jian Ghomeshi. While I feel for the victims and wish for them to get the justice they deserve, I feel far more anger and disappointment toward all of us — the bystanders.

The fact that we allow these things to happen and simply turn a blind eye, often continuing our interactions with these predators as if nothing has happened, is utterly depressing and disgusting. The worst part? It is to be expected, and none of it is shocking. Statistics show that we have all been there in a way or another — we have friends or loved ones who have gone through similar situations, or we have tried to sweep incidents under the rug, often because “it is not our business to get involved or comment on the situation,” making victims feel marginalized, lonely and hopeless when they should feel anything but.

We need to stop gravitating toward the myth that assault accusations are often perpetrated by scorned women against nice guys who do not deserve it, or that certain things are just “guy things and no harm was meant cause boys are just going to be boys.” We need to take into account the fact that assault and harassment happens regularly, and that will never change until these predators, who are often friends of yours and mine, are the ones who feel the shame, guilt and isolation.

Please stand up for your fellow colleague, friend, acquaintance or what-have-you, not only because they are someone’s sister, daughter or mother, but because they are a human being.

Why is the Music Industry Hurting Those Who Make It Possible?

The issue of internships has become a hot topic in the music industry lately, and I, for one, welcome the debate. Normally, I try to not take any “political” stance when it comes to issues in the industry, as there are often pros and cons to everything; furthermore, I try to not alienate people with whom I have a professional relationship, since we are all entitled to our own opinions… which can often differ tremendously. With that being said, I do not want to shy away from the issue of internships, as my extensive experience as an intern in the music industry has made it an issue extremely close to my heart. It is my belief that interns, along with musicians, are seriously undervalued and exploited by the overly aggressive and competitive mindset that has come to dominate certain pockets of the industry.

For me to say internships are all “good” or all “bad” would be an overly simplistic and grossly inaccurate statement — for they are neither. The internship experience depends heavily on its execution, and if the internships come with something other than just the promise of “invaluable experience” and “perks that come with the job” that companies so masterfully use to their advantage, then I strongly believe they are the best way for anyone to get started in an industry. But that’s a “Duh! Obviously!” statement and common sense, right?

Unfortunately, this is not always how internships work, despite the fact that their contributions often play a large role in the day to day operations of the company that they are a part of. Many intern positions, especially in the music industry, have no “trial period” or an “end date,” and they exploit vulnerable young interns whose passion and innocence drive them to volunteer vast amounts of their time and talent indefinitely. While it is ultimately up to the intern to decide when to call it “quits,” many are instilled with the false belief that if they just keep working hard, they will eventually be rewarded.

There are interesting parallels between interns and musicians in terms of the challenges they face. The way many interns are treated is no different than the way musicians are treated when they work for years for the chance to perform at a major festival, only to be rewarded by “exposure” while festival organizers are going home with millions of dollars, or when Grammy-nominated artists are only making $4.60 from >14k plays of their tracks in a year (and let’s not forget the salary gap between Pandora executives and Pandora artists). By focusing on maximizing profits and individual achievement, the industry is failing the very people who allow it to exist in the first place . I strongly believe many of these musicians, like interns, deserve a much larger share of the pie than they are currently being given, and I would expect any genuine lover and supporter of all things music to feel the same way.

I recently read an article titled “Why The Hardest Workers Win And The Complainers Lose…And I’m Totally Fine With It” by fellow Ontarian entrepreneur and founder of Audio Blood, Sari Delmar, whom I have a lot of respect for. But, I could not disagree more. There is no place for the idea of “natural selection” in the music industry, because of one simple fact: amazing things happen when people come together. Over the course of my career, I have seen the AbsolutePunk community come together to raise money for Andrew McMahon when he became ill with leukemia; I have seen fans come together to fund kickstarter projects, or to help out bands in need when their vans break down. I have seen people involved in the industry help each other out at festivals with hotel/housing accommodations and everything in between (even people who work at competing agencies or companies – imagine that!) or work together toward projects; and I have seen artists collaborate, tour and work together just to help each other out.

These experiences are reinforced by this quote from an interview I did with Arum Rae, an incredible musician from Austin, TX:

2 years ago, we were on tour with Gary Clark JR. and our van died in AZ coming back from CA. Although we did finish the tour, I felt like ‘Well, I’m never going to make any money or a name for myself in this industry but I still have these songs that I really care about and … fuck it, I must record them.’ I got two jobs and shared my vision with some close friends. Jim Eno (drummer in Spoon) owns Public Hifi in Austin, TX. He gave me studio time upfront. Chico Ramanath sound design for Gary Clark JR produced it and all of the musicians agreed to play on their down time. Not just any musicians… JJ Johnson (John Mayer and Tedeschi Trucks Band) committed to my project.

And Toronto band PUP drove the point home further, when they used their time with my managing editor on Made of Chalk, who was writing a feature on them, to talk about the Toronto community  – its artists, the record labels and the fans. This band is continuously using their new found success and the spotlight to bring attention to fellow musicians!

I was lucky enough to start working on AbsolutePunk almost a decade ago. What I have achieved since cannot solely be afforded to “hard work.” I have only been able to get this far because I have had others support and believe in me every step of the way. I have had fellow writers help me edit my pieces, fellow music lovers recommend me bands that I would go on to work with, friends help me raise money to launch projects, and even musicians themselves helping me in any way they can. I’ve had publicists share their contacts or put me in touch with the right people so I could promote the artists I work with. And I’ve even had writers on competing websites work with me to provide coverage for some amazing musicians, because, when it comes down to it, we all got involved for the same reason: to promote the music we love.

I can’t argue with the idea of hard work, as I believe it is a necessary component of success in any industry. Everyone needs to work hard in order to get where they want to be. However, it is completely wrong to assume that people who have not succeeded financially are not working hard enough, or lack the necessary passion to get there. There are innumerable members of the music community who have yet to reap the benefits of their hard work. The problem lies not with them, but the prevailing attitude of unhealthy competition and greed in the industry as a whole. There is, unquestionably, enough money in the industry to ensure that musicians, interns, publicists, writers, sound engineers, tour managers, and festival organizers alike can enjoy a comfortable existence, so why are so many people struggling?

We must, as an industry, regain some perspective and begin appropriately rewarding the people who make everything possible. Community is of importance, as it compels us to work together. That isn’t simply a matter of efficacy, but of humanity, as we are social creatures that care and that’s what we should maximize, not profits.


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